diff --git a/flake.lock b/flake.lock
index a815fc2..bb39899 100644
--- a/flake.lock
+++ b/flake.lock
@@ -1202,6 +1202,22 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
+    "flake-compat_3": {
+      "flake": false,
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1648199409,
+        "narHash": "sha256-JwPKdC2PoVBkG6E+eWw3j6BMR6sL3COpYWfif7RVb8Y=",
+        "owner": "edolstra",
+        "repo": "flake-compat",
+        "rev": "64a525ee38886ab9028e6f61790de0832aa3ef03",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "edolstra",
+        "repo": "flake-compat",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "flake-utils": {
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1631561581,
@@ -1251,6 +1267,21 @@
       }
     },
     "flake-utils_3": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1649676176,
+        "narHash": "sha256-OWKJratjt2RW151VUlJPRALb7OU2S5s+f0vLj4o1bHM=",
+        "owner": "numtide",
+        "repo": "flake-utils",
+        "rev": "a4b154ebbdc88c8498a5c7b01589addc9e9cb678",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "numtide",
+        "repo": "flake-utils",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
+    "flake-utils_4": {
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1644229661,
         "narHash": "sha256-1YdnJAsNy69bpcjuoKdOYQX0YxZBiCYZo4Twxerqv7k=",
@@ -1282,7 +1313,7 @@
     },
     "fup": {
       "inputs": {
-        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_3"
+        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_4"
       },
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1647259887,
@@ -1494,6 +1525,26 @@
         "type": "github"
       }
     },
+    "nixos-wsl": {
+      "inputs": {
+        "flake-compat": "flake-compat_3",
+        "flake-utils": "flake-utils_3",
+        "nixpkgs": "nixpkgs_3"
+      },
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1650629047,
+        "narHash": "sha256-IwiKbzXTzodPKMHm5qTizGoMVjipevbliraFmnrdsqU=",
+        "owner": "nix-community",
+        "repo": "NixOS-WSL",
+        "rev": "69783cf56b2ada7e0e8cc8d17907a346e8bd97b7",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "owner": "nix-community",
+        "repo": "NixOS-WSL",
+        "type": "github"
+      }
+    },
     "nixpkgs": {
       "locked": {
         "lastModified": 1633971123,
@@ -1540,6 +1591,21 @@
         "type": "indirect"
       }
     },
+    "nixpkgs_3": {
+      "locked": {
+        "lastModified": 1649944829,
+        "narHash": "sha256-wjOgLfjCdyoRamMOrVJceeDJk4LvJsQOxBoT3k16/7Q=",
+        "owner": "NixOS",
+        "repo": "nixpkgs",
+        "rev": "2f06b87f64bc06229e05045853e0876666e1b023",
+        "type": "github"
+      },
+      "original": {
+        "id": "nixpkgs",
+        "ref": "nixos-21.11",
+        "type": "indirect"
+      }
+    },
     "poetry2nix": {
       "inputs": {
         "flake-utils": [
@@ -1720,6 +1786,7 @@
         "nix-minecraft": "nix-minecraft",
         "nixos": "nixos",
         "nixos-hardware": "nixos-hardware_2",
+        "nixos-wsl": "nixos-wsl",
         "powercord-setup": "powercord-setup",
         "quick-nix-registry": "quick-nix-registry",
         "stable": "stable"
diff --git a/flake.nix b/flake.nix
index 0160f11..9d39c46 100644
--- a/flake.nix
+++ b/flake.nix
@@ -41,6 +41,8 @@
 
     quick-nix-registry.url = "github:divnix/quick-nix-registry";
 
+    nixos-wsl.url = "github:nix-community/NixOS-WSL";
+
     # --- Application-Specific Flake Inputs
     # # --- Powercord
     powercord-setup.url = "path:/etc/nixos/subflakes/powercord";
@@ -115,6 +117,7 @@
               ./secrets
 
               # --- Library Modules ---
+              inputs.nixos-wsl.nixosModules.wsl
               inputs.impermanence.nixosModules.impermanence
               inputs.quick-nix-registry.nixosModules.local-registry
 
diff --git a/hosts/Infini-WSL/default.nix b/hosts/Infini-WSL/default.nix
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..0190cdf
--- /dev/null
+++ b/hosts/Infini-WSL/default.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+{ suites, profiles, pkgs, lib, ... }: {
+  imports = lib.lists.flatten [
+    (with suites; [
+      base
+      develop
+    ])
+  ];
+
+  system.stateVersion = "22.05";
+
+  # I don't use Windows, but when I do, I want NixOS there with me,
+  wsl = {
+    enable = true;
+    automountPath = "/media";
+    defaultUser = "infinidoge";
+    startMenuLaunchers = true;
+  };
+
+  # No host keys -> No decrypted files -> No password files
+  modules.secrets.enable = false;
+
+  # This host is only used on WSL on a computer with a strong password already, and agenix is wonky with WSL.
+  # Public hash and duplicate password is good enough
+  user.hashedPassword = "$6$SDBGTp1hVS7eOs3P$uJwwxOUxrRaMTAPdc349vvSfA7u.4SHtJuXvxxIo4v70WT9KQqmbOOF5qWS9/.okv.HkcBe0CVj5fLaPy9Oew.";
+  users.users.root.hashedPassword = "$6$SDBGTp1hVS7eOs3P$uJwwxOUxrRaMTAPdc349vvSfA7u.4SHtJuXvxxIo4v70WT9KQqmbOOF5qWS9/.okv.HkcBe0CVj5fLaPy9Oew.";
+}
diff --git a/modules/modules/boot.nix b/modules/modules/boot.nix
index e948a8f..4411bac 100644
--- a/modules/modules/boot.nix
+++ b/modules/modules/boot.nix
@@ -19,7 +19,7 @@ in
     {
       assertions = [
         {
-          assertion = (count (v: v) [ cfg.grub.enable cfg.systemd-boot.enable ]) == 1;
+          assertion = (count (v: v) [ cfg.grub.enable cfg.systemd-boot.enable config.wsl.enable ]) == 1;
           message = "Must enable one and only one bootloader";
         }
       ];
diff --git a/secrets/default.nix b/secrets/default.nix
index 2bbeadb..0a6e0da 100644
--- a/secrets/default.nix
+++ b/secrets/default.nix
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ let
   secrets = lib.mapAttrs' (n: v: lib.nameValuePair (lib.removeSuffix ".age" n) { file = toFile n; }) filtered;
 in
 {
-  options.modules.secrets.enable = lib.mkOpt lib.types.bool true;
+  options.modules.secrets.enable = lib.hlissner.mkOpt lib.types.bool true;
 
   config.age.secrets = lib.mkIf config.modules.secrets.enable secrets;
 }